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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Barney who wrote (15015)6/17/2000 1:35:00 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62554
 
DAD'S DAY
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Father's Day is approaching. If you are undecided about the
perfect gift, we're here to help. Simply choose one word from
each column and combine them together for the perfect gift -- or
at least an unusual one.

Yes indeed, we have a solution for you. Well, you might not get
the gift, but you will get a chuckle or two. Smiles included at no
additionalcost. Be sure to tell us if you find that remote-controlled
digital hedgehog on sale.

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ONE TWO THREE
purple miniature mousepad
paisley triaxial toaster
combination shatterproof monitor
universal hypoallergenic modem
old-fashioned interchangeable phone
designer vibrating breadbox
virtual digital lamp
drag-and-drop rotary vacuum
expert pan-galactic yellow-sticky holder
color disposable razor
mobile submersible lemon-zester
marbelized polarized chiller
voice-activated gyroscopic lawn mower
giant magnetic hedgehog
engraved solar-powered weed-wacker
fur-lined nuclear fanny(bum)-pack
remote controlled electric door-knocker
organic oscillating pulverizer
gas-powered turbo curling-iron
Internet-ready flexible putter

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