A man, named Gerry, asked his doctor if there was a test to help him determine if he was gay. The Doctor said "Yes, there is. Please pull down your pants."
Gerry pulled down his pants, the doctor grabbed his testicles and told him to say 55. The man said "55."
The doctor then grabbed the man's penis and told him to say 55. Gerry said "55".
The doctor then told the man to turn around, and putting a finger in the man's anus he once again told him to say 55. ..........Gerry said "1...2...3..."
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Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a terrible thing?"
"Because my mother-in-law's arriving tomorrow, and I don't want anything to
make her think she's welcome."
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A wealthy stock trader from Wall Street stopped in at the local tattoo parlor in Key West, Florida and requested to have a one hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis. The heavily tattooed tattoo artist looked at the extremely well-dressed trader with a look of complete astonishment, and said, "I've had many strange requests in my time, but this one tops the list. Why in the hell would you want me to tattoo your wanker with the picture of a one hundred dollar bill?" The trader in his usual fashion, looked at the burly artist and told him
this account.
"There are three distinct reasons I want this done, and done immediately.
One, I love to play with my money.
Two, when I play with my money, I love to see it grow.
Three, and this is the MOST IMPORTANT REASON OF ALL, the next time my
wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she won't have to leave home to do it!!"
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