A West Virginian walked into a pharmacy and asked the woman pharmacist if they carried birth control pills.
The pharmacist informed the man that they did, but also told him they were for women.
The man acknowleged that he knew that, that they were for his twelve year old daughter.
The pharmacist asked, "Is your daughter sexually active?'
The man thought for a moment and responded, "No, she just lays there like her mother."
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A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain.
Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,"Ow,
that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch!
That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even thathurts", she cried.
The doctor looked at her thoughtfully for a moment and asked, "Are you a natural blonde?"
Why, yes," she said. "I thought so," said the doctor, "You have a broken finger."
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A man makes a suggestion to his wife, "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?"
His wife responds with, "yes, I would really like that. Tonight, you stand by the ironing board and I'll lay on the couch and watch TV." |
