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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (15072)6/20/2000 8:25:00 PM
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Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look many years younger. After a lengthy sitting in front the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Honey, honestly what age would you say I am?"

Looking her over very carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty;
your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty-five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"And now," Luke interrupted. "Adding them up, I have to say --"
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