Funnies on the subject of marriage:
Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement ring,
wedding ring, and suffer-ring.
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The last fight my wife and I had was my fault. My
wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said,"Dust!"
Then I woke up in the hospital.
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In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then
God created| man and rested. Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it
took four state troopers and a police dog to keep us
apart.
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Why do men die before their wives? They want to.
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A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping
on Rodeo Drive and said"I haven't eaten anything in
four days." She looked at him and said,
"God, wish I had your willpower."
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Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two
mothers-in-law.
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some
parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he
marries her?
Father: That happens in every country, son.
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what
real happiness was until I got married; and then
it was too late." |
