This man was in a long line at the grocery store.
As he got to the register, he realized he had forgotten
to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she
could have some condoms brought up to the register.
She asked "What size condoms?" The customer
replied that he didn't know. She asked him to drop
his pants, which he did. She reached over the counter,
grabbed hold of him, then picked up the store intercom
and said, "One box of large condoms to register 5.
"The next man in line thought this was interesting and
like most of us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got
to the register, he told the checker that he too had
forgotten to get condoms and asked if she could have
some brought up to the register. She asked him what
size, and he stated that he didn't know. She asked
him to drop his pants, which he did. She gave him
a quick feel, picked up the store intercom and said,
"One box of medium sized condoms to register 5.
"A few customers back was this teen-aged boy. He
thought what he had witnessed was way too cool.
He had never had any type of sexual contact with a
live female, so he thought this was his chance.
When he got up to the register, he told the checker
he needed some condoms.
She asked him what size and he said he didn't know.
She asked him to drop his pants, which he did.
She reached over the counter, gave him one quick
squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said,
"Clean up at register 5." |
