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To: Barney who wrote (15114)	6/23/2000 6:34:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (2) of 62567

A man walked into a dress shop and told the clerk he wanted to buy a surprise formal evening gown for his wife. "What size?" asked the clerk. The man shrugged blankly. Trying to help, the clerk inquired, "Well then, what are your wife's measurements?" The man thought for a moment. "Small, medium, and large and in that order." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ An old man and an old woman are sitting in a nursing home and the old man says "I bet you can't guess how old I am." The old woman says "Okay, unzip your pants." The old man unzips his pants and the woman sticks here hand in and plays around for a minute, she pulls her hand out and says "You're 89." The old man looks at her incredulously and asks "How did you know that?" The old woman says "You told me yesterday!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor." "Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell." "My dear," the doctor said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"

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