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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Tomato who wrote (15141)6/24/2000 2:46:00 PM
From: James Lough  Read Replies (1) of 62569
 
I like those definitions - republican / democrat etc.

Here's 2 more

The definition of a conservative. Someone who is walking along the shore and sees a drowning man 200 feet from shore. He goes and gets some line and throws out 100 feet while encouraging him to swim the other 100 feet so as to improve his character.

Liberal. Someone who is walking along the shore and sees a drowning man 100 feet from shore. He throws out 200 feet of line then lets go of his end so as to move and do another good deed.
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