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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: MrsNose who wrote (15189)6/29/2000 5:31:00 PM
From: Richnorth  Read Replies (1) of 62566
 
Some Man - Woman Jokes

 Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage

 A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need

 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

 A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife spends.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

 Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

 Any married man should forget his mistakes!
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

 Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

 A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman.
Before marriage and after marriage.
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