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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Richnorth who wrote (15198)7/2/2000 9:54:45 PM
From: John Messbauer  Read Replies (1) of 62565
 
Q. What's the difference between spit and swallow?
A. Forty pounds of pressure on the back of her head.

Q. How do you know when there's a gay president in the White House?
A. All the cigars taste like shit.
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Q. What's the definition of oral sex? A. The taste of things to come.
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A Kentucky Fried Chicken in New York has a special on what they are calling
the "Bucket of Hillary."

It has two small breasts, two large thighs, and a bunch of left wings.
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One day Little Johnny's mom was cleaning his room. In the closet, she found a bondage S+M magazine.

This was *highly* upsetting to her.

She hid the magazine until his father got home. When Little Johnny's father walked in the door, she irately handed the magazine to him, and said,

"THIS is what I found in *your* son's closet."

He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word.

Several minutes passed, then she finally asked him,

"Well what should we do about this?"

Little Johnny's dad looked at her and said,

"Well I *don't* think you should spank him."
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