A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe of Native Americans.
The chief says to them "The bad news is that now that we have caught you, we are going to kill you and use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some and the Frenchman says, " Vive La France!" and swallows the poison.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief provides the weapon, the Englishman points it to his head, says, "God save the Queen" and pulled the trigger.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and provides the fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over his stomach, his sides, his chest - everywhere. There is blood gushing out all over. It is horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing??? Are you crazy???
The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a$$hole."
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