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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: pavlov who wrote (1914)5/14/1997 12:38:00 AM
From: Mike Campagna   of 62565
 
Three men are outside the priest's confessional area
talking about their sins while waiting for the priest to
finish. One admits to beating his wife up; the second
admits to gambling his wages away and the third
admits to committing adultery with a woman from the
parish.

The adulterer goes into the box and admits to his sin
but refuses to name who he had committed adultery
with. The priest asks him "Was it Mrs. Richards?" "No
father," came the reply "and I cannot tell you who it
was?" "Was it Mrs. Brown?" "No father."

The priest then told the man that he was going to get
one more chance to confess properly and if not he
would be excommunicated for two weeks. "Was it Mrs.
Maclanahan?" asked the priest. "No father." "That's
it," said the priest. "You're excommunicated for two
weeks."

The man left the cubicle with a big smile on his face.
"How did it go?" asked the other two. "Great," he said.
"I got two weeks off and three good leads!!!
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