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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Barney who wrote (15256)7/6/2000 7:47:39 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it, and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.

Poof! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life."

Poof! He's gone.

"You're next," the Genie says to the partner. The partner says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
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