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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (15245)7/8/2000 8:08:39 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 62567
 
A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for
backup."

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A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child
says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.



A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither
wanted to concede their position.


As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the wife sarcastically asked, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the husband replied, "In-laws."
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