> Differences Between You and Your Boss
>
> When you take a long time, you're slow.
> When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.
> When you don't do it, you're lazy.
> When your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.
> When you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
> When your boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
> When doing something without being told, you're overstepping
> your authority.
> When your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.
> When you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
> When your boss does it, he's being firm.
> When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
> When your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.
> When you please your boss, you're apple polishing.
> When your boss pleases his boss, he's being co-operative.
> When you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
> When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.
> When you're on a day off sick, you're always sick.
> When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
> When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
> When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's
> overworked.
>
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>
> Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was
> crying very loudly.
> 2nd Child: Why are you crying?
> 1st Child: I came here for blood test.
> 2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
> 1st Child: No. Not that. For the blood test, they cut my
> finger.
> At this, the second one started crying. The first one was
> astonished.
> 1st Child: Why are you crying now?
> 2nd Child: I have come for my urine test! |
