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To: Stevefoder who wrote (15392)7/22/2000 10:28:57 PM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
A rabbi, a Hindu, and a lawyer are in a car. They run out of gas,
and are forced to stop at a farmers house. The farmer says that
there are only 2 extra beds, and one person will have to sleep in the
barn.

The Hindu says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn," so he goes out
to the barn. In a few minutes, the farmer hears a knock on the
door. It's the Hindu and he says, "There is a cow in the barn.
It's against my beliefs to sleep with a cow."

So the rabbi says, "I'm humble, I'll sleep in the barn." A few
minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door and it's
the rabbi. He says that it is against his beliefs to sleep where
there is a pig and there is a pig in the barn.

So the lawyer is forced to sleep in the barn. A few minutes later,
there is a knock on the door. It's the pig and the cow.
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