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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: John Messbauer who wrote (15382)7/23/2000 5:09:40 PM
From: dacoola  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
My wife and I died in a car wreck. When I arrived at the gates St. Peter reviewed my past and said, "We arent really pleased with your performance on earth. You will have to spend some time in Purgatory before you enter Heaven".

I was assigned a cloud to float on with a woman who did nothing but nag and bitch about everything. It was miserable. Suddenly my wife floated by and her cloud mate was a guy who looked like a Greek Adonis. She was having a great time.

I asked Peter why she had such a good deal and I was having to suffer so. He answered, " We were not to pleased with his performance on earth either".
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