A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a
> large amount of whisky at a local pub. As he wandered down the road,he
> felt
> quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, his back against a tree. As he
> slept, two young female French tourists walked down the road and heard
> the
> Scotsman snoring loudly. When they came to the source of it, one said,
> I've
> always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt. So she boldly
> walked
> over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw what nature had provided
> him
> with. Her friend said, Well, he has solved a great mystery for us! Let's
> thank him for the education! Whereupon, she took a pretty blue ribbon
> from
> her hair and gently tied it around what nature had provided to the
> Scotsman.
> Sometime later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature. He
> walked
> around to the other side of the tree, raised his kilt and bewilderment
> filled his mind at the sight of the bright blue ribbon tied neatly in a
> bow.
> After several moments passed, he said, I donna know where y'been
> lad...but
> it's nice ta'see, y'won first prize! |
