A few years ago a group of tree-huggers was presenting an alternative to the ranchers for controlling the coyote population.
It seemed that, after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a "more humane" solution. What they
proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, then castrate the males, then let them loose again, and then the population would be controlled.
I, kid you not, this was ACTUALLY proposed to the Wyoming Wool and Sheep Grower's association.
Well, all the ranchers thought about this amazing idea. Finally, a old boy in the back stood up, kicked his hat back and said: "Son, I don' think you understand the problem. These coyotes
ain't fuckin' our sheep, they're eating them!!"
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For Michael's birthday, his wife wanted to surprise him when he came home from work. After some careful consideration she decided to strip naked and wrap herself in saran wrap from her shoulders to her ankles.
Pretty soon Michael enters his house exhausted from a tough day at work. He walks through the kitchen, places his lunchbox down, and hears his wife say, "Honey! I'm in the living room."
Rounding the corner, he spots her all wrapped up in plastic.
After a quick peek, he immediately he says, "Leftovers again!"
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A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology. When she asked him why he chose gynecology, he said simply, "There's lots of openings."
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Bumper Sticker: "Jesus is my co-pilot and we're cruisin' for pussy."
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