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To: virtualinvestor who wrote (15418)7/25/2000 7:04:55 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62555
 
Subject: Golf is better than sex

18 Reasons Why Golf is Better than Sex

1. You don't have to sneak golf magazines into the house
2. If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you how to improve your technique
3. The Ten Commandments don't say anything about golf
4. If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you golfing, you don't have to worry about them showing up on the Internet when you become famous.
5. Your partner won't keep asking questions about other partners you've golfed with
6. It is perfectly respectable to golf with a total stranger
7. When you see a really good golfer, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you golfing together
8. If your regular golf partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you golf with someone else
9. Nobody will ever tell you that you can go blind if you golf by yourself
10. When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they are really an undercover cop
11. You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborood to buy golf stuff
12. You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes, invite co-workers to golf with you without getting sued for harassment
13. There is no such thing as a golf transmitted disease
14. If you want to watch golf on television, you don't have to subscribe to a premium cable channel
15. Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the rest of your life
16. Nobody expects you to gve up golfing if your partner loses interest in the game
17. You don't have to be newlywed to plan a vacation primarily for the enjoyment of golf
18. Your golf partner will never say, "What? We just golfed last week! Is that all you ever think about?"
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