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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: John Messbauer who wrote (15437)7/26/2000 9:49:23 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62550
 
A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a
gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter
over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent
over to her -- knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl,
saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and
decides to send a note with the bottle back over to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, $1M in the bank, and 7 inches in your
pants."

WELL, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to
her and it read: "Just so you know -- I happen to have TWO Mercedes
in my garage, I have over $2M in the bank, but not even for YOU,
would I cut off 2 inches! Send the bottle back."
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