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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (15438)	7/28/2000 8:28:32 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) of 62550

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together? A: She's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Japanese have invented the perfect woman robot. It has 5 buttons. 1. Fuck 2. Suck 3. Cook 4. Clean 5. Off ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, "Not bad." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Two nuns were walking by a park when two muggers attacked them and the nuns were dragged into the bushes. As they were being attacked one of the nuns looked up to the sky and says, "God, forgive him, for he knows not what he does." The other nuns turns and says, "THIS ONE SURE DOES!!!!!"

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