Two Polish hunters got themselves set up for a weekend of hunting. They gathered their guns, dogs, and ammunition before tromping around for hours with no luck. When they came out of
the woods at dusk, they looked around at all the other hunters who were carrying braces of pheasant, quail, duck, and geese.
"Gee," said one Pole to his companion, "everyone else seems to be doing pretty well for themselves. Whaddaya think we couldbe doing wrong?"
"I dunno," said the other. "Maybe we're not throwing the dogs high enough."
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A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over. So she rang for the butler and asked
for a cup of strong black coffee. "Jeeves" she said, "I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?"
"Well, Madam, I carried you upstairs and put you to bed"
"But my dress?"
"It seemed a pity to crumple it, so I took it off and hung it up"
"But what about my underwear?"
"I thought the elastic might stop the circulation, so I took the liberty of removing them".
"What a night!" she said. "I must have been tight!""Only the first time, Madam." |
