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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: MrsNose who wrote (15481)7/30/2000 8:52:44 PM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (2) of 62550
 
> A honeymooning couple is in the Watergate Hotel in
> Washington.
>
> The bride is concerned about the room being bugged.
>
> The groom says, "I'll look for a bug."
>
> He looks behind the drapes, behind the pictures, under the
> rug. "A-HA!" Under the rug was a disc with four screws. He
> gets his Swiss army knife, unscrews the screws, and throws
> them and the disc out the window.
>
> The next morning, the hotel manager asks the newlyweds, "How
> was your room? How was the service? How was your stay at the
> Watergate Hotel?"
>
> The groom says, "Why are you asking me all of these
> questions?"
>
> The hotel manager says, "Well, the room under you complained
> of the chandelier falling on them!"
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