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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: jgibbs who wrote (15520)8/2/2000 8:02:07 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Emma was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent
> over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that
> she would just kill herself and join him in death.
> Thinking that it would be best to get it over with
> quickly, she took out Earl's
> old army pistol and made the decision
> to shoot herself in the heart since it was already
> so badly broken in the first place.
> Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a
> vegetable and a burden to someone, she called
> her doctor to inquire as to just
> exactly where the heart would be.
> "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart
> would be just below your left breast."
> Later that night, Emma was admitted to the hospital
> with a gunshot wound to the knee.
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