an italian, a frenchman, and an englishman are on a island full of headhunters chasing after them. they come upon a tree and stop. englishman goes, we can't run forever, i'm going to climb up this tree and you guys can do what you like. he climbs up the tree.
the italian and frenchman go off, come to antoher tree. frenchman decides it's a smart thing to do and climbs up the tree too. seeing the other 2 climb up trees, the italian guy runs to another tree and climbs up it.
the headhunters come to the 1st tree...looks around and wonders where they went. the chief goes, hrmm maybe they climbed up this tree. tells one of them to climb up there to check. englishman hears this and thinks to himself, oh chit i better make the sound of a bird...goes "arrrrkkkk arrrrkkkk". the chief changes his mind and goes, oh forget it, it's just a dumb bird.
they run to the 2nd tree, decides to send a guy up there. french guy saw what happened withthe englishman, decides to make a noise too...so he goes "oooohhhh oohhhhh ahhhh ahhhh" chief goes, bah, it's just a damn monkey.
they run to the 3rd tree, decides to send a guy up there. italian guy is no dummy, decides to make a noise too...so he goes "mooooo moooooo". |
