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To: Richnorth who wrote (15536)	8/3/2000 1:35:16 PM
From: Calvin Scott	Read Replies (1) of 62549

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life." - Richard Lewis "A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days." - Tim Allen "A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?" - Ronnie Shakes "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less." - Brendan Francis "Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine." - Dr. Alex Comfort "To attract men I wear a perfume called, 'New Car Interior'". – Rita Rudner "There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." - P.J. O'Rourke "Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like." - Adrienne Gusoff "The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable." - Lord Chesterfield "When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room." - Dave Barry "He says, 'Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love.' She says, 'Well I can - and that's why we're not.'" - Rodney Dangerfield and... "A hard man is good to find." - Mae West

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