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To: clappyssidekick who wrote (15552)	8/4/2000 5:34:32 PM
From: clappyssidekick	Read Replies (1) of 62549

A man walks up to an attractive woman at a bar. "Do you want to dance?" asks the man. "I don't care much for this song and wouldn't be caught dead dancing with you anyway," snips the woman. "Oh, excuse me, you must have misunderstood -- I said you look FAT in those pants!!" +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, gulps it down, looks in his pocket then orders another one. He gulps that one down, looks in his pocket again, then orders another one. He does this about 7 or 8 more times when the bartender finally asks, "Every time you finish a drink you look in your pocket. What's in your pocket?" The man replies, "Oh... I have a picture of my wife in there. I drink until she looks good, then I go home."

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