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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: clappyssidekick who wrote (15552)8/5/2000 8:33:30 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Some evidence that you are getting older.

...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love,"
> and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
>
> ...your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes
> and you're barefoot.
>
> ...a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
> opens the garage door nearest your car.
>
> ...you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
>
> ...going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
>
> ...when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
>
> ...when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
> instead of by the police.
>
> ..."getting a little action" means I don't need to take
> any fiber today.
>
> ..."getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
>
> ... an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
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