> > ====================================
> > A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the
> > interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze
> > was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to
> > open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw
> > flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they
> > can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened her up
> > further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation
hit
> > him. "What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
> >
> > The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and
> > examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my
> > shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if
> > you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard
> > before, you can go." The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last
> > week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give
> > her back."
> > "Have a nice weekend," said the officer
> >
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> >
> > ======================================
> > A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel
with
> > a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their
> > boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very
> > attractive guy, explains to them how it works.
> >
> > "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are
> > looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor
has
> > a sign telling you what's inside."
> >
> > So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: " All the
> > men here have it short and thin." The friends laugh and without
hesitation
> > move on to the next floor.
> >
> > The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here have it long and
> > thin." Still, this isn't good enough so the friends continue on up.
> >
> > They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here have it
> > short and thick."
> >
> > They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors
> > left, they continued on up.
> >
> > On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here have it long
> > and thick." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize
> that
> > there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they
head
> > on up to the fifth floor.
> >
> > There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor
was
> > built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
> > |
