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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Guardian who wrote (15600)8/8/2000 11:21:53 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Cosmic Ruminations on recent perceptions...

Sign seen at local day care center:
"Two-year-old teacher needed."

Typical male comment: "We're lost....
but at least we're making good time."

When we mail fruitcake, we leave
off the return address. . .

My son recently asked, "Why do they call it
rush hour when no one seems to be rushing
and it always takes more than an hour?"

If we impeached every politician who lied to
the American public, Washington, D.C., would
be a ghost town.

So, if they combined country with rap,
would they call it crap?

Her internet addiction has cured her
soap opera addiction.

Being late for work doesn't give you the right to
put other motorists at risk with your reckless
driving. Leave home earlier!
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