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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (15688)8/16/2000 8:09:13 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
A little old lady called 911. When the operator answered, she yelled
"Help,
send the police right away! There's a damn Republican on my front porch

playing with himself." "What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there
is a
Republican on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird. I
don't
know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police right away!" the
little old
lady said.
"Well now, how do you know he's a republican???" the operator asked.
"Because, you damn fool, if he were a democrat, he'd be screwing
somebody!"
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