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To: pavlov who wrote (1978)	5/17/1997 12:52:00 AM
From: Mike Campagna	of 62558

Pat Buchanan, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. God told them that there was nothing they could do to alter his decision, but they would be allowed to return to their homes and businesses and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening. So, Pat Buchanan went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there "is" a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days." Boris Yeltsin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad news. The first was . . . there "is" a God. The second was tha he is destroying the Earth in 3 days." Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and better news. First . . . God thinks I am one of the three most important people in the world. Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 95."

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