A blind guy is having a drink in a bar. He leans over to the big woman next
to him and says, "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know
something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 lbs., and I'm a professional
triathlete and body-builder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2",
weighs 220 lbs., and she's an ex-professional wrestler. Next to her is a
blonde who's 6'5", weighs 250 lbs., and she's a current professional
kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The guy thinks about it a second and says, "No, not if I'm going to have to
explain it three times."
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A golfer whose car had broken down, flagged a passing bus to a stop,
and got on board.
He sat down next to a little old lady, but his pockets were still
bulging with the extra golf balls he usually carried.
The little old lady kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging
pockets.
After many such glances from her, he said, "golf balls".
She quickly replied, "Does it hurt as bad as a tennis elbow"?
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"Boss, we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my
wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and
hauling stuff."
"You know we're short-handed, Harry. "I can't give you the day off."
"Thanks, boss! I knew I could count on you!" |
