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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: BKS who started this subject8/23/2000 12:20:01 PM
From: Karin  Read Replies (1) of 62559
 
Needs Fulfilled - by a Kind Lawyer!

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when
he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop
and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then," instructed the lawyer.

"But, sir, I have a wife and two children!"

"Bring them along!" replied the lawyer. He turned to the other man and said,
"Come with us."

"But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!" answered the lawyer as he headed for his limo.

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you
are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass in the field behind my home is
nearly a foot tall."
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