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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Barney who wrote (15764)8/24/2000 2:57:16 AM
From: Richnorth  Read Replies (1) of 62569
 
MISC.

1. In the French Quarter of New Orleans, there's a little bistro called Dante's Inferno. The sign above the entrance boasts:
"DANTE'S INFERNO --- AIR CONDITIONED."

2. Some men are well-to-do because others find them hard to do.

3. "In a day of illusions
And utter confusions,
Upon our delusions
We base our conclusions!"

4. The trouble with the Golden Rule is that before most men are ready to live by it they have lead in their legs and silver in their hair.

5. The Sunday school teacher asked her small pupils, "Who are heathens?" From one youngster came the truthful but unexpected reply: "Heathens are people who don't quarrel over religion."

6. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

7. A wife in Cleveland called to her husband, "Last year we sent mother a chair. What do you think we ought to do for her this year?" The husband called back, Ëlectrify it!"

8. Fortunes are told with playing cards........but made with calling cards.

9. An optimist is a guy who tells you to cheer up when things are going his way.

10. Middle age is a period of life when you'd do anything to feel better, except give up what's hurting you.
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