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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: sandintoes who wrote (15820)8/30/2000 1:58:07 AM
From: Susan G  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it
started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put
it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy
looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age),
but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel. The pharmacist fainted.
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