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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Susan G who wrote (16033)9/6/2000 10:06:08 PM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
LOL I kept pressing 9, but no one answered!

Top 10 Signs Your PC Is Expecting

This week, researchers at Brandeis University in Waltham, Massachusetts, became grandparents - in a manner of speaking. They taught a computer some basic evolutionary rules and then watched as it created and gave
birth to robotic offspring with minimal human help.

The top ten signs your computer is expecting!

1. Sweet Cravings
Not only does it clean out the Cookies folder, but it orders pints of
Ben and Jerry's from Kozmo.com when you're not there.

2. Morning Sickness
Hard drive makes retching sounds every a.m. and then crashes.

3. Temper, Temper
Error messages change from warnings such as "Unexpected Application
Error" to "What the Hell Do You Think You're Doing?"

4. Party Time
Windows Registry throws a baby shower.

5. May I Help You?
Perky, animated paper clip changes to a perky, animated diaper pin.

6. Pastel PC
Desktop is redecorated in blue and pink tones.

7. Growing Pains
Unidentified file in Config folder keeps getting bigger every day.

8. Time's Up
Biological clock in lower right-hand corner finally stops ticking.

9. Child-Bearing Hips
Windows PC starts to look suspiciously like an oh-so-rounded iMac.

10. New Operating System
OS/Gyn.
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