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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: lee kramer who wrote (16038)9/7/2000 9:31:31 AM
From: CO  Read Replies (1) of 62562
 
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called
called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed
the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed
the road, and that was good enough for us.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.

SADDAM HUSSAIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your checkbook-and
Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the
road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do
you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto
the chicken,"Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
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