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To: Arctic Trader who wrote (16058)9/8/2000 1:09:51 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62553
 
The Biggest Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

1) Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%?* box all day!

2) Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me.

3) Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.

4) That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese.

5) Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

6) My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.

7) 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

8) Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.

9) When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.

10) Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
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