Golf joke from chain email:
I took the day off work and decided to go out golfing. I was on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the green. I thought nothing of it and was about to shoot when I heard, "Ribbit. 9 Iron."
I looked around and didn't see anyone. "Ribbit. 9 Iron." I looked at the frog and decided to prove the frog wrong, put the club I had planned to use away, and grabbbed a 9 iron. Boom! The ball lands 10 inches from the cup. I was shocked! I said to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?" The frog replied "Ribbit. Lucky frog."
I decided to take the frog with me to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" I asked. "Ribbit. 3 wood." I Took out my 3 wood and Boom! Hole in one.
I was completely befuddled and didn't know what to do, so I just continued following the frogs advice. By the end of the day, I had golfed the best game of my life and I asked the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replied, "Ribbit. Las Vegas."
I quickly caught a flight to vegas with my new found friend and I asked him, "OK frog, now what?" The frog said, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, I asked the frog," What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit. $3000, black 6." Now this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, I figured what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash came sliding back across the table. I took the winnings and checked into the best room in the hotel.
I sat the frog down on a sponge floating in the middle of the huge whirlpool/bathtub in the room and said, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replied, "Ribbit, Kiss Me."
I figured why not, since after all the frog did for me he deserved it. With a kiss, the frog turned into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl.
"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room." |
