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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: MrsNose who wrote (16124)9/12/2000 9:26:17 AM
From: MrsNose  Read Replies (1) of 62555
 
> We noticed that all the waiters in this New York restaurant
> carried two spoons in their vest pocket. Naturally, we were
> curious. We asked a waiter why.
>
> "As a result of an efficiency study by the management, it
> was determined that the most frequently dropped silverware item was a
> spoon. Therefore, all the waiters carry two spoons
> so that the item can be instantly replaced."
>
> As he was explaining that we noticed a string hanging out of the fly of
> his pants. So, we asked about that.
>
> "Sir, that's another efficiency study result. When we have to
> go to the bathroom, we use the string to pull ourselves out
> and aim. Therefore, we do not have to stop to wash our
> hands."
>
> We replied, "I understand how you can get yourself out and
> aim, but how do you get yourself back in?"
>
> "Well," replied the waiter, "I don't know about the other
> guys, but I use the two spoons!"
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