> A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and
> asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied,
> "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property
> with a stream running by."
>
> "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is
> made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.
>
> "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an
> aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."
>
> He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a
> two-car carport and have never really needed one."
>
> "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your
> marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We
> don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions
> is 'yes'."
>
> "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she
> responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
>
> Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a
> divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never
> wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with
> me." |
