> A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become
> detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the
> first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.
>
> "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
>
> The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he
> only has one eye!"
>
> The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his
> profile."
>
> Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture
> for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect,
> how would you recognize him?"
>
> The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too
> easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
>
> The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of
> course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of
> his profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
>
> Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third
> blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would
> you recognize him?" He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a
> stupid answer."
>
> The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says,
> "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."
>
> The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know
> himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an
> interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file
> and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his
> office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a
> beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The
> suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able
> to make such an astute observation?"
>
> "That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses
> because he only has one eye and one ear." |
