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Non-Tech : Iomega Humor

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To: FuzzFace who wrote (13)5/20/1997 4:36:00 PM
From: FuzzFace   of 72
 
RIBBIT 2.3 - Rocky's Iomega Bearably Bearish Investment Table

Today IOM was up 1/8. This is as close to unchanged as it's been for a while. And so I feel it is only slightly cheating to fill in the "unchanged-on-low-volume" slot with a "bearly" inspired, slightly-rephrased-to-capture-the-essence-of-it Rockyism from today's post. Pet lovers will note that Rocky gives equal time to our canine friends today in:

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RIBBIT 2.3 - Rocky's Iomega Bearably Bearish Investment Table

IOM
Price
Change ........Volume ........ Rocky's Interpretation
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ down........... low ..............This means IOM is drifting again. Just like a fat, balding ...........................................man sitting in an inner tube, floating in the pool in the hot ...........................................sun under the rusting sign of some cheap, sleazy roach ...........................................hotel on the outskirts of Reno.
down............medium ....... This means IOM is being used as a helpless pawn
down........... high ............ This means IOM is a dead cat

unchanged.....low.............. This means IOM is a dumped dog
unchanged.....medium........This means IOM is a narcotic drug
unchanged.....high.............. (unknown)

up................ low ..............This means IOM is a dead cat bouncing
up................ medium ....... This means IOM is having a sucker's rally
up................ high............. This means IOM's PE is way out of line,
........................................ it is about to die, and this time I really mean it.

The humbling story of Rocky's long-IOM days can be found at:

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The 22 megashare question: where will Rocky cover his shorts?
Number of days unanswered: 21
Price change since then : +1 1/8
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