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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Nazbuster who wrote (16251)9/22/2000 9:51:20 PM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
Quotations from women about women.......

The hardest years in life are those between ten and
seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of
them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber

Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every
time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
-Jan King

A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play
catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up
the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come back here with my breast!"
-Linda Ellerbee

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get
worse.
-Lily Tomlin

You know the hardest thing about having cerebral
palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.
-Geri Jewell

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who
never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you
cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My
first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Brombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman
must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman

Every time I close the door on reality it comes in
through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as
men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not
difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head
together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes
several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just
have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine Aird

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded
kids for two years before they realized I actually
had a hearing loss...and they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley

Behind every successful woman...is a substantial
amount of coffee.
-Stephanie Piro

Behind every successful woman...... is a basket of
dirty laundry.
-Sally Forth
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