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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Tom Simpson who wrote (2010)5/21/1997 7:52:00 AM
From: Christopher   of 62558
 
Scene: hell.

Our hero finds himself in hell and is approached by a demon.

"I will lead you past a series of rooms and you must choose your
place to suffer for eternity", the demon states, matter of factly.

Having been led past a number of rooms containing people suffering
all manner of atrocities and torture (over and over) our hero quickly
becomes very despondent and distressed with his terrible choices.

Finally, he and the demon come to room wherein a group of men are
standing around quietly, drinking tea. The only visible problem with
this room, is that the men are standing in a foot and a half of shit.
Our hero, ecstatic with this seemingly tolerable choice, quickly
yells, "I'll take this one!".

He takes his place with the rest, sipping his quiet cup of tea.

Suddenly a new truly horrible looking demon rushes into the room and
growls, "That's it. Tea break's over. Back on your heads!".

//

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