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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Christopher who wrote (2011)5/21/1997 12:05:00 PM
From: Andreas Puppka   of 62562
 
I found that on the net:

>
> --==>> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==--
> as you've NEVER seen them before!
>
> ________________________
> (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION *
> (oo) ( November 1989 Version! )
> /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION *
> / | ||
> * ||----|| Edited by Eric W. Tilenius
> ^^ ^^ Please send your submissions to:
> Cow ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU // ewtileni@pucc.BITNET
>
> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
>
> (__) (__) (__) (__)
> (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
> /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
> / | || / | || / | || / | ||
> * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type
> with milk after milking cow with milk
>
> (___) (___) * (___) (___)
> (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o)
> /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ /
> / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O
> * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----|
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
> Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull
> seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull
>
>
>
> (__) (__) (__) (__)
> (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
> /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
> * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/> Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
> on grass on cow
>
> (__) (__) * (__) * (__)
> (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
> /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
> * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
> ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
> ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
> Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
> a shit shit kicked out of her
>
>
> (__)
> (oo) U
> /-------\/ /---V
> / | || * |--| .
> * ||----||
> ^^ ^^
>
> Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
>
>
>
> (__) )__( vv vv
> (oo) (oo) ||----|| *
> /-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
> / | || / | || /\-------/
> * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
> ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
>
> American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
>
>
>
> (__) (__) (__)
> (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
> /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
> / | || / | || /| ||
> * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
>
> Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
> start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
>
>
> (__) (__) (__)
> (OO) (@@) (xx)
> /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
> / | || / | || / | ||
> * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
>
> Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
> psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
>
>
> /\ __
> / \ ||
> (__) (__) \ / (_||_)
> SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
> /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
> / | || / | || / S / | ||
> * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
> to George Washington this cow cow
>
>
> (__)
> * (__) (oo)
> \ (oo) /------\/
> \-------\/ /| |/ |
> | ==$ || / | [) ||
> ||----|| * ||----||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
> to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
>
>
> (___) (__) (__)
> ( O ) (oo) (oo)
> /-------\ / \/--------\/
> / | ||V | |
> * ||----|| ||------||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
> the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
>
>
> (__) (__)
> [##] (@o)
> /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
> / | || / | || / | || (oo)
> * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
> This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
> to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
>
>
> (____) (____) (____)
> (oo ) (o o) ( O O)
> /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
> / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
> / || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
> * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
> /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
> This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
> to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
> legs or eight
>
>
> O__O \_|_/
> (oo) (oo)
> /-------\/ /-------\/
> / | || / | ||
> * ||----|| * ||----||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
>
>
>
> (__) (__)
> ^^ (oo) (--)
> ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-> ^^^^^ / | || /| |> ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
> ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
> Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
> (What a bod, huh guys?)
>
>
> )\ (__)
> / \ (oo)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Cow swimming at Amityville
> (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
>
>
> * (__)
> \ (DD)
> \ /-------\/
> |\ / | ||_\_/
> \ | \ (__) * ||----|
> \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
> \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
> ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
> \\ ||
> \\||
> \||
> ^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
> \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
> \_ / / / / / _______ / /
> Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
> / / / (__)| / /
> / / / (oo)| / /
> ( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
> ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
> @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
> @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
> /--UU--\/ (____________)
> / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
> * ||---||
>
> (New) Jersey Cow
>
>
> O O O O
> \ \ / /
> \ \ (__) /
> (__) \ \ (xx)/
> (DD) \ +--------+\//
> /-------\/ \| | /
> / | || +--------+
> * ||----||
> ^^ ^^
> Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
> at Gillies in Texas
>
>
> o o
> |__| (__) (__)
> (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
> /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
> / | || / | || / | ||
> * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
> ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
> bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
> male relative cow cow cow
> cow
> x
> xxxx|xxxx
> xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
> |
> //
> (__) // (__) (__)
> (oo)// (oo)===(oo)
> /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------> / | |// / | || || | > * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
>
>
> o o (__) ^
> \ / (oo) /
> \ / _____\/___/
> (__) \__/ / /\ / /
> (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
> /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
> / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/> * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / > ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
> ^^ ^^ ^ ^
>
> Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
> Cow Cow (That's what comes of
> (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
> cow-culus) Ray Tube)
>
> o
> | [---]
> | |
> | | |------========|
> /----|---|\ | **** |=======|
> /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
> | | ___| |==============|
> | | ___ {(__)} |==============|
> \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
> \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
> ----------------- / | NASA |==== |
> | | * ||------||-----^
> ----------------- || | |
> / / \ \ ^^ ^ |
> / ---- > ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
>
>
> (__)
> ([][]) "I have this recurring dream
> __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
> /\ \__ ^ :..("")
> /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
> /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
> \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
> /====== \/ =======/==============//
> *_/ / \ /^ // / \> / \ ^ // \>
> Psycowlogist and patient
>
>
> (___)
> \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o)
> \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ /
> *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
> ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----> ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[]
> \______/ \_____\\//
> \__/
> It's a bird... //\\ The Boss
> It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien)
> // //
> ^^ ^^
>
>
> ==================
> _____________________________ H H
> | |-------------| H (__) H
> | | ________ | H (oo) H __
> | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / > | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
> | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ /
> | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
> | | ^ | H H ||
> | | ] | H H ||
> | | | H H ||
> |_____________|_____________| H H ||
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
> Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
>
>
> ( ( )
> ( ( ) )
> ( ( )
> ( / )
> ( ( \\ )
> ( | // )
> | | (__)
> | | (oo) (__)
> | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
> | | || ( _)_______(__) )
> **| | ---|| \ __________/
> ``'---------^^
> Cow Hide Cow Pie
>
>
> \ | / ___________
> ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
> | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
> | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
> | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
> | | | | | #_// | | | | | |
> | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
> | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
> | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
> | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
> ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
> | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
> `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
> || |`. (__) (__) ( )
> (oo) (oo) /---V
> /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
> / | || ||_______| > * ||W---|| || || *
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
>
> "Cow Town"
>
>
> \ (__) (__)
> \\(oo) (\/)
> /-----\\\/ /-------\/
> / | (##) / | ||
> * ||----||" * ||----||
> ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
> This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing
>
>
> (__) (__) (__)
> (\/) ($$) (**)
> /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
> / | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
> * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
>
> Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
>
>
> (__) (__)
> (oo) (oo)
> /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
> / |'''''|| / | ||
> * ||''''|| * ||----------------||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
> *
> ** **
> * ** * * * **
> * / / \ * *
> \ \ / \ / / (__)
> * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00)
> / (00) / / / | |( )
> \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||()
> / / | || / / || ||
> \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^
> / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
> Cow in Heat
>
>
> (___)
> (o o)
> /------\ / (__) (__)
> / ____O (oo) (oo)
> | / /----\----\/ /-------\/
> /\oo===| / || / | ||
> | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO
> * ^^ ^^ ^^
> Cowt in the Act low rider cow
>
>
> (__) \__\ (__)
> (oo) o (oo) (oo)
> /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
> / | || / | || ||______||
> * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
> OO OO OO OO OO OO
> Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
>
>
> (__) (__) \_||_~
> (oo) (oo) (*||*)
> /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
> / | || / || / | ||
> * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
> OO OO OO OO OO }{
> li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
>
>
> ____
> (____)
> .xxxx.
> (__) '(oo)`
> (oo) /-----'-\/ `
> /-------\/ / | |============>
> / | || * ||----| (~)
> * ||----|| ~~ ~
> ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
> holy cow armed and dangerous
>
>
> (___) (___)
> (o o) (o o)
> /-------\ / /-------\ /
> / | ||O / | O~ ||O
> * ||,---|| * ||,---||
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
>
>
> (---)
> ( )
> /-----\ (___)
> | | (o o)
> | | | (-----) \ /
> | | | / / \ O
> | * | * | O |
> ^^ ^^ -----
> Coward Phone Bull
>
>
> __________________________
> }__{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to > (00) ( ewtileni@pucc.Princeton.EDU )
> :****** \/ ==='\___________________________/'
> : # ##
> ##****##
> "" ""
>
>
> | | | | *
> | | (__) | | \ (__)
> | | (oo) | | \ (oo)
> | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/--
> | | / | || | | ----| |---
> | | * ||----|| | | --------
> | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________
> | _________________ | _________________
> | / | /
> | | | |
> | | | |
> | | | |
> | | | |
> | | | |
> | | | |
> | | | |
> / \ / >
> Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
>
>
> | |
> | |
> | |
> | |
> | |
> | \_________________
> | _________________
> | /
> | |
> | |
> | |
> | |
> | |
> | | (__)
> | | *---------(..)
> / \ ^^----^^\/
>
> Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.
>
>
> . /\ . . : (__)
> . / \ . . : (xx)
> / \ . . * : __------\/
> / \ * : * ||____||
> | (__) | . . ** : / | |> . /| (oo) |\ ** :
> / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger
> . / |=|==|=| \ . * :
> . / | | | | \ . :
> / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__)
> |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo)
> . (__||__) . . : \-------\/
> . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
> !!! !!! : ||----||
> : ^^ ^^
> The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
>
>
> ...---...
> ../ / | \ \..
> ./ / / | \ \ \.
> / / / | \ \ > / / / | \ \ > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> \ | /
> \ | /
> \ | /
> \ | /
> \ | /
> \ | /
> \ | /
> \ | /
> \ | /
> \ | /(__)
> \|/ (oo)
> /---++--\/
> / | || ||
> * ||-++-||
> ^^ ^^
>
> Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
>
>
> ..---.. (__)
> / \ (oo)
> | RIP | /-------\/
> | | / | ||
> | | * ||----||
> | | ^^ ^^
> | |
> \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
>
> Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
>
>
> (__)
> (oo)
> /---+ +--\/
> / | | | ||
> * ||-+ +-||
> ^^ ^^ *
>
> David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
>
>
>
> (__)
> (oo)
> /-------\/
> / | ||
> * ||----||
> ^^ ^^
> (__) (__)
> (oo) (oo)
> /-------\/ \/-------> / | || -^^- || | > * ||---- -^^- || *
> ^^ ^^
> (__) (__)
> (oo) (oo)
> /-------\/ \/-------> / | || || | > * ||----|| ||----|| *
> ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
> Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
>
>
>
> (__) _--------_
> (oo) |__________| BIG
> /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
> / | 007 || __________
> * ||----|| |_ _|
> ^^ ^^ --------
> Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
>
>
> (__)
> (oo)
> /'^^^-m
> (__) / '' ` )
> (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
> / \/ / / _ / | | | |
> / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
> ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
> * ^ ^ * ww ww
>
> Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
>
>
> ____ ____ |+++++|
> |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++|
> |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
> |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __
> | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
> - - -----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ----------------------------------
> o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
> | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
> |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /> -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ *
> \ | __________________________________/
> | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
> / /\ \ \___/ \___/
> / / \ > ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
>
>
> (__) (__) (__) (----------)
> (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )
> /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------)
> /| || /| || /| ||
> * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
>
> Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter
>
>
> * (__) (__) (__) (__)
> \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
> \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
> /|
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