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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (16303)9/27/2000 8:02:44 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (2) of 62549
 
Quickies for a Wednesday....

* Advice is free:
The right answer will cost plenty.

* My life has a superb cast,
but I can't figure out the plot.

* Shin, (n), a device for finding furniture in the dark.

* Two can live as cheaply as one...
for half as long.

* A penny saved is a government oversight.

* Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.

* The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.

* We do precision guesswork.

* 'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men.

* Don't Insult the Alligator . . .
till after you cross the river.

* Laughing stock: Cattle with a sense of humor.

* Oh, no! Not ANOTHER learning experience!

* Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!
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