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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: deeno who wrote (16318)9/28/2000 6:28:23 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
Quickies for a Thursday....

* 43.3% of statistics are meaningless!

* Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

* Incontinence Hotline... "Can you hold, please?"

* Originality - the art of concealing your sources.

* A.A.A.A.A. - An organization for drunks who drive.

* Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician!

* It said 'Insert disk #3', but only two fit!

* The buck doesn't even slow down here!

* Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.

* Just fill out one simple form to win a Tax Audit!

* Which is the non-smoking lifeboat?

* Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch.

* If you think talk is cheap, try hiring a lawyer.

* Lysdexia: a peech imspediment we live to learn with...
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